DAKOTA'S BLOG

7:00  AM   Holly finallly woke up and made me a hot breakfast.  A
scant cup filled my bowl.
7:30 AM  Went outside. Snowing.  Rounded up my posse and chased neighbour's
cat off property.  Sadly Gary's BB gun is out of reach.
7:40 AM Treed squirrel.  
8:00 AM Too cold. Went inside.  Found pillow. Lay down.
8:15 AM  Woke up. Heat missing.  Found Holly.  Returned to pillow.
Fire place switched on.  Slept.
10:00 AM Jimmied fridge open.  A windfall.  A whole dish of hollandaise on
  slab.  Before you can say ''No!" I have bolted it.
10:05 AM Curious pains in my underneath.
10:07 AM Horrid feeling of sickness.
10:08 AM Rush upstairs to Holly's office and am sick there. Better.  Think I shall pull through
if I am careful. 
10:10 AM Almost well again.
10:12 AM Quite well again.  Thank Heavens! It was a narrow shave that time.  People ought not to leave such stuff about.
10:14 AM Into the kitchen.  And, to show how well I am, I gallop around the dining room,
living room and kitchen about twenty times, steering myself by my tail.  Goodness, I'm
clever.
10:20 AM Check fridge again to see if there is any more hollandaise left.  Holly tells me
'No.' 
10:21 AM I do the sad eye business and she gives me a biscuit. Good deal.  Note to self, I must remember
to do this more often.
10:23 AM Before I go out the door, Holly explains that I must not  steal from the fridge.  Could be something in that, perhaps.
10:30 AM Attempt to kill rug.
10:45 AM No good.
11:00 AM Sulked.
11:15 AM Great grandson comes in and tries to play with me.  I snap at him.  I will not be anyone's plaything.
11:45  AM Another attempt to kill rug.  Would have done it this time, had not Gary come in and interferred.  I did not say anything but game him such a look, as much to say, "I'll do for you one day."  I think he understood.

12:00 - 5;00 PM  Slept